i woke up and saw the pitchforks laying at the foot of my bed and i just cackled

i’m gonna fall asleep while eating this donut

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i don’t stop filling my queue until it gets to 50 or some multiple of five higher than fifty

i either didn’t pick a good injection site this time or my left side is much more sensitive than my right because


alright injection number two i guess let’s do this shit




REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.